So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
(Source: quantum-sheep, via bloodybookworm)
Can you imagine if Tolkien gave the Elves typical elf names though
"All would pay homage to him, even the great Elven King, Thistle Whistle."
"I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. This is Gimli, son of Gloin, and Jingle Jangle of the Woodland Realm."
there’s a “photo” going around of Emma Watson wearing a dress that is see-through at the top, showing her breasts, and because apparently literally nobody fact-checks or uses google, people are taking it for granted that it’s real and reblogging it.
i get that the way it’s being framed on tumblr is as a woman taking back her right to her body and her sexuality and as a response to 4chan threatening to release nude photos, but in reality it’s literally the opposite. it’s something some gross misogynistic asshole with too much time on his hands made in photoshop with the intent of humiliating and violating a woman.
please don’t reblog it, don’t contribute to it, and if you see people reblogging it, let them know.
TV REVIEW: Doctor Who Season 8, Episode 6: The Caretaker
This review contains spoilers
This episode first aired when I was getting ready to jet off on my holiday to America. I hadn’t slept in nearly 24 hours and was scoffing down a bit of breakfast while trying not to fall asleep. ‘It’s a 13-hour flight to LA,’ I told myself. ‘I’ll sleep on the plane.’ Well, Past Self, that was a complete and utter lie. I am apparently not very good at sleeping on…
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